burialgoods - Crackhead Lullaby, аккорды новинка

[Вступление]:
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[Куплет]:
            
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Once upon a poem shoddy, whilst I pondered on the potty
            
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B
Over many a dank and odorous straining of a booty sore
               
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Suddenly there came a knocking, knocking at the bathroom door
         
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"Tis occupied," I cried demurely, "Surely your forbearance I implore!"

         
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"But you see, there is another, and as I am spraying thunder,"
        
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"Giving birth just like a mother to this turd my bowels bore,"
          
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"Leave me hence, I plead!" At this, a ruffian battered down the door
       
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All at once, he entered, panting, eyes ablaze and bowels chanting

     
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Of a violent evil, ranting, stewing from the night before
            
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Dropped his trousers then and there,and shat straight down upon the floor.
      
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"Vile crackhead, leave!" I stuttered,but he squatted there and muttered.
       
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Just a single word he uttered. Quoth the crackhead: "Nevermore."

       
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Violently I slapped the villain, but he bodied melike krillin.
      
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And i needed penicillin for the hole in me he tore.
            
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"Please," I begged him from the corner, "To thyself some dignity restore!"
      
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"Take thyself out from my house and pick the deuce up off my floor!"

         
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And that deuce, it still lies sitting, and that crackhead still is shitting,
         
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Still is shitting, deed unwitting, still committing crimes
        
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upon my floor.

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Shitting on my bathroom floor.
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D#7
Shitting on my bathroom floor.
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Shitting on my bathroom floor.
            
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And he will be,
    
D#7
evermore.

[Кода]:
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